1. I wish there was STXI doujinshi available for my entertainment, sigh. I'm sure in my heart it would be full of Spock sliding up behind Kirk and nerve pinching the hell out of him, and also Bones surprise-hypospraying the shit out of him. Maybe Spock would nerve-pinch him and carry him, like a foamy-mouthed puppy, to Bones and force HIM to deal ( Read more... )

NOBODY SAW ME LOOKING UP WHICH EEVEELUTION LEARNS PIN MISSILE IN A HAZE OF POKEMON AND STAR TREK JOKES OKAY ( Read more... )

There are lots of ways of being miserable, but there's only one way of being comfortable, and that is to stop running round after happiness. If you make up your mind not to be happy there's no reason why you shouldn't have a fairly good time. - Edith Wharton ( Read more... )

YOU GUYS NEED TO TELL ME WHEN THERE'S PERSOCONS OKAY

OR WHEN TWO DUDES COMBINE THE POWER OF THEIR HARTS

BECAUSE SERIOUSLY

I ALMOST HAD A HEART ATTACK

also holy shit, Gosei Red, would you like to be any tinier and more adorable? it's like you want us to think terrible things about you and Blue.

Delta Vega was the back arse end of nowhere, freezing cold and ... no, freezing cold was it. Even Keenser wore a coat. Keenser didn't mind cold, although damp was another thing; he seemed to regard his two years at SFA-SFO finishing up his warp engineering doctorate as a species of unmitiaged hell endured only for the pleasure of making his thesis ( Read more... )

Title: These are Not the Fic You're Looking For
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Gen or K/S

... see, the last time I did this I ended up writing 20,000 of RPS hooker fic, but I'm sure this will end well!

( SCENES FROM STAR TREK FIC I WILL NEVER WRITE )

MEG:
okay so I think I have a problem
I have a shitty week
probably partly d/t hormones and def partly due to brain chemicals
so what do I think of ot do to cheer me up?
WRITE VAMPIRE AUS

refracting
M-meg.
This is the happiest day of my life.

MEG:
=w=

refracting:
Well. Not the part about the shitty week, etc.

MEG:
it's kirk/spock!

refractingBut you have embraced the ( Read more... )

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re reboot fic and the mpreg thing, bless you dudes:

Meg: if they have a baby it's going to be carefully designed in a lab and carried by a surrogate and then Spock is going to be teh scariest mommy ever
Meg: .... maybe I could lie and say that one or both of them get hormone injections so they can nurse. No, it would have to be Spock, because Kirk ( Read more... )